absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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