on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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