with your own penis?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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