My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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