I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
