I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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