Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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