never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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