You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
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