just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
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and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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