So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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