hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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