is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
