Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Kiss
Puke
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize