I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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