i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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