singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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