have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I puked a lego.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
my poor anus
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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