i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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