Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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