I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
they need to just BURY HIM!
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going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
she told me i tasted like america
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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