Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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