make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
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I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?