Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
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i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
40s are totally the cure
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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