i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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