They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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