You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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