It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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