i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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