turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This baby is an asshole
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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