I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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