so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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