i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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