Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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