Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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