i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Randomize
