everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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