Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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