TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.