I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.