He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.