how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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