Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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