do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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