either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!