I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them