We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.Â
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
