also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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