Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I would fuck him just for his dog
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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