Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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