At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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