Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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