Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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