do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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