Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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