Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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