I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
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Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
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