You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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