what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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