i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
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Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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