On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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