Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
We are two peas in an std pod
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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