I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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